Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes husband: Meri Shirt Press ki ?

Wife (gusse me) : Nahi abhi Ulti Nahin Aa rahi hai 

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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 
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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..����
Blast of the day:

Wife was kidnapped.

Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money.

Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."

MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI" 