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�� mar gaya is bar bullet train thi

Rona padta hai ek din muskurane ke baad..

Rona padta hai ek din muskurane ke baad..
Yad aate hain wo dur jane ke baad..
Dil to dukhta hee hai uske liye..
Jo apna na ho sake itni mohabat jatane ke baad..!

Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa ho jati hai

Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa ho jati hai
Zaher lete he to wo bhi dawa ho jati hai
Tu hi bata aye dost kya karun.
jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jati hai!

Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par,

Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par,
Jab chaha yaad kiya,jab chaha bhula diya…..
Bahut achche se janta hai wo mujhe behlane k tareeke,
Jab chaha hasa diya,jab chaha rula diya….!

अपने ग्रुप के लिए कहता हूँ

����अपने ग्रुप के लिए कहता हूँ����
✨हम फूल तो नहीं पर महकना जानते है,
बिना रोये गम भुलाना जानते है..
लोग खुश होते है हमसे...
        ........क्योकि.......
हम बिना मिले ही रिश्ते निभाना जानते है ✨
��⚡To My Lovely Group  ⚡��

Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona

Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona,

Mil Jayega Sab To Fir Koshish Kya Karoge..?

Sapney Sab Haqiqat Nahi Hote,

Agar Hoge Sab Haqiqat To Fir Sapney Kya Dekhoge..??

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Aapne Gumo Ki Numaish Na Kar,

Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar,

Jo Tera Hai Wo Tere Dar Pe Ayega Jarur,

Roz-Roz Use Pane Ki Khwaish Na Kar..������

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes husband: Meri Shirt Press ki ?

Wife (gusse me) : Nahi abhi Ulti Nahin Aa rahi hai 

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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 
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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..����
Blast of the day:

Wife was kidnapped.

Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money.

Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."

MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI" 

चोर पकड़ने की मशीन बनी

चोर पकड़ने की मशीन बनी
USA में 1 दिन में 9 चोर पकडे गये ।
CHINA में 30 ......
UK में 50
और
और
और
भारत में
1 घंटे में मशीन
चोरी हो गयी
......
बोलो भारत माता की जय

MOM

WoH  bhi  kya  din  the

" MUMMY "  Ki  Godh  Aur

" PAPA "  Ke  Kandhe,,,,,,,,

Na  Paise  Ki   Soch

Na   Life  Ke   Funde,,,,,,

Na  KaL  Ki  Chinta

Na  Future  Ke  Sapne,,,,,,

Ab  KaL  Ki  HaiN  Fikar  Aur

Adhure  HaiN  Sapne,,,,,,

MudH  Kar  Dekha  Toh  Bahut

Door  HaiN  Apne,,,,,,,

Manzilo  ko  dhundte  kaha

kho  Gaye  Hum,

Aakhir,  Itne  bade  kyun  Ho

Gaye  Hum,,,,,,,,,!!

Din  Bhar  Kaam  Ke  Baad

PAPA  Poochte  HaiN  Ki,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,Kitna  Kamaya,,,,???? 

Wife  Poochegi,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kitna  Bachaya,,,,,,????

Beta  Poochega,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kya  Laaya,,,,,,????  LekiN

Maa  Hi   Poochegi  :

"  Beta  Kuch  Khaya,,,,?????  "

Agar  Aap  Free  Ho

ToH  Iss  Msg  ko  Itna

FaeLao  Jitna  Aap

Apni  Maa  Se  Pyaar  Karte

Ho,,,,,,,,!!  

Ek  Msg  Maa  Ke  NaaM,,,,,  :

          LOVE   U   MAA 
 delete mat karna msg free hai. Apko ma ki kasam. 9 logo ko behjo fast. Raat tak apke paas achi news ayegi

Veg joke....

Veg joke....
Ek Aalu�� ne Bhindi k cell pe i love u �� ka sms bheja..

Bhindi �� ne aalu�� ko phone�� karke bahut sunaya..

boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and sexy...

Aalu �� ka toh dil hi toot�� gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho...

Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan, ����
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak, ����
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gaajar,
Aalu-Chhole,
Aalu-Methi. ����
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...��

Moral:
Jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai......��

Samosa said to Aloo:-
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover karke garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u....

Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone k foran baad khate hai to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too....
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Moral-
Inki luv story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen.. ����������
����Very touching.

dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye��

✅dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt�� Maang kr Le Jae
0r kbi wapis
Na de…��

Dost wo nhi Jo

apko Treat de������

✅Dost wo hai Jo

Aap k Ghar aae
0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai��,
Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa"����..

Dost wo nhi Jo call ����kr k
milne aaye,

✅Dost wo Jo Ghr �� k Samne aa k

Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa.��

Dost wo nahi jo

kahe wo ladki ��teri kismat me nahi,

✅Dost wo hai jo
kahe

"saale party de party

usey toh ghar se utha���� ��layenge tere liye"

Dost wo nhi Jo

Janaze me aae,����

✅Dost wo hai Jo

Kabar Pe T-Shirt��

Le k aae 0r kahe

"Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal
Uth Or meri

Dosti wapis kr.����

Send to all special friends ������
������luv u yr
✏Dosto se problem share karna achha hai.....
Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker   dete hai per.....
Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.������
✏Indian Friendship is not about:                 "sorry".
Its about: "saari galti teri thi"

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✏Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS".
Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe"

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u".
Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand".
Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success"..
Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about:  "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"?
Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath".

✏Indain Friendship is not about :"Just reading this msg"..
Its about :"Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose".
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Wat is the meaning of true friend.
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Jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le rha ho aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur kahe,
Chl uth Yaar Aaj last time "Maut" ki Class Bunk Krte hain.
Apne un friends ko yeh msg send kro:
jinki umr ap apni umr se lmbi chahte ho..pls don't break d chain ..
Love u frnds..
Tell ur 10 BEST FRENDS dat u luv them(evn me)Sry cant stop coz i Love u yaar..��
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Today is 'love you day' You  lovable if you get FIVE back

पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं...

पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं...
संता : कोन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं?
पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो!
संता - क्यूँ खोलू ?
पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं |
संता : तुम लोग कितने हो | पुलिस : हम ३ हैं |
संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे
पास टाइम नहीं है ।

लेडी 1: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है

लेडी 1: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ?
लेडी 2: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है, रोज लेट उठती है , मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय बनाता है, घर का कोई भी काम नहीं करती . और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से बाहर खाना खाने के लिए कहेती रहेती है !
लेडी 1: और दामाद ?
लेडी 2: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है. रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय बनाके पिलाता है, उसे घर का कोई भी काम करने नहीं देता और अक्सर बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है . ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!.... ������������ रिश्ता वही सोच नई !  ��

Gf: jaanu aaj milte h

Gf: jaanu aaj milte h ...
Bf: kaha milna h?
Gf: koi sunsaan c jagah jaha koi na ho..
Bf: thik h fir ek gante me congress office me milte h..����������

kush naseeb hi hum

kush naseeb hi hum
hume aap jaise dost mile
kya taarif kare aapki
gitna b kare utna kam lagtha
my chiraag hotho tum roshni ho
my gulab hotho tum khushbu ho
my raat hotho tum chand ho
iss pyasi baari zindigi me paani bankar aaye ho tum
mushkil hon k waqt me haat taam kar himmat dethe ho aap
doop me chaya bankar hamesha saat rythe ho aap
kabhi aane na diya aankhome aansu
jab se tumhe mila tab se chehre pe muskurahat phir laut aayi
hai mere dost “wada kartha hu my..kuch bhi hojaye my tere saath na chodunga”….

Teri chahat k chasme

Teri chahat k chasme aise chadh gaye hai mujpe ki nafrat k nakhun kitne b badhana chahu badhte hi nahi.

Hastiya mit gai naam kamane m

Hastiya mit gai naam kamane m,
Umar beet gai khusiya paane m,
Ek pal me dur na ho jana humse,
Hame to saalo lage hai,
Aap jaisha DOST pane me

Woman has the most unique character like salt

����Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!����
Pass it to all the lovely ladies..��

"Zindagi" chahe "ek" din ki ho chahe "char" din ki....

"Zindagi" chahe "ek" din ki ho chahe "char" din ki....

Usey "Aise" jiyo "jaise" ki
"Zindagi" tumhe nahi mili,

"Zindagi" ko "tum" mile ho...!

Pain & Pleasure

Pain & Pleasure
are Never
from People or Events...
They Arise
from Our Thoughts...
Reprogramme Thoughts
to Remain
Stable,
Peaceful
&
Good Day !!

सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूं मरने से पहल

सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूं मरने से पहले
ऐसी मेरी नीयत
है ....
:
मौत से पहले तू भी बता दे
ज़िन्दगी तेरी क्या क़ीमत
है !!!!!