Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti

Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti
Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti,
Log marne ki aarzoo na karte
Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti.
Yadon me hamari wo bhi khoye honge
Khuli aankhonse kabhi wo bhi soye honge,
Mana hasna hai ada gam chhupane ki
Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge…

Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona

Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona,

Mil Jayega Sab To Fir Koshish Kya Karoge..?

Sapney Sab Haqiqat Nahi Hote,

Agar Hoge Sab Haqiqat To Fir Sapney Kya Dekhoge..??

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Aapne Gumo Ki Numaish Na Kar,

Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar,

Jo Tera Hai Wo Tere Dar Pe Ayega Jarur,

Roz-Roz Use Pane Ki Khwaish Na Kar..������

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti karke Press karna..

Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes husband: Meri Shirt Press ki ?

Wife (gusse me) : Nahi abhi Ulti Nahin Aa rahi hai 

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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 
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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..����
Blast of the day:

Wife was kidnapped.

Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money.

Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."

MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI" 